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as you've NEVER seen them before!
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Cow
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|
* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
(__)
(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\ __
/ \ ||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
\ (oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\ / \/--------\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
* (__)
\ (DD)
\ /-------\/
|\ / | ||_\_/
\ | \ (__) * ||----|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\ ||
\\||
\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow
cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
/ | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _____\/___/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\
/ \ ^ // \\
Psycowlogist and patient
(___)
\^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
\______/ \_____\\//
\__/
It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^
> > ==================
> > _____________________________ H H
> > | |-------------| H (__) H
> > | | ________ | H (oo) H __
> > | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
> > | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
> > | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
> > | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
> > | | ^ | H H ||
> > | | ] | H H ||
> > | | | H H ||
> > |_____________|_____________| H H ||
> > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
> > Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ( ( )
> > ( ( ) )
> > ( ( )
> > ( / )
> > ( ( \\ )
> > ( | // )
> > | | (__)
> > | | (oo) (__)
> > | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
> > | | || ( _)_______(__) )
> > **| | ---|| \ __________/
> > ``'---------^^
> > Cow Hide Cow Pie
> >
> >
> > \ | / ___________
> > ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
> > | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
> > | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
> > | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
> > | | | | | #_// | | | | | |
> > | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
> > | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
> > | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
> > | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
> > ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
> > | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
> > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
> > `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
> > || |`. (__) (__) ( )
> > (oo) (oo) /---V
> > /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
> > / | || ||_______| \
> > * ||W---|| || || *
> > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> >
> > "Cow Town"
> >
> >
> > \ (__) (__)
> > \\(oo) (\/)
> > /-----\\\/ /-------\/
> > / | (##) / | ||
> > * ||----||" * ||----||
> > ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
> > This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
> >
> >
> > (__) (__) (__)
> > (\/) ($$) (**)
> > /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
> > / | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
> > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
> > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> >
> > Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
> >
> >
> >
> > (__) (__)
> > (oo) (oo)
> > /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
> > / |'''''|| / | ||
> > * ||''''|| * ||----------------||
> > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> > Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
> > *
> > ** **
> > * ** * * * **
> > * / / \ * *
> > \ \ / \ / / (__)
> > * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
> > / (00) / / / | |( )
> > \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
> > / / | || / / || ||
> > \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
> > / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
> > Cow in Heat
> >
> >
> > (___)
> > (o o)
> > /------\ / (__) (__)
> > / ____O (oo) (oo)
> > | / /----\----\/ /-------\/
> > /\oo===| / || / | ||
> > | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
> > * ^^ ^^ ^^
> > Cowt in the Act low rider cow
> >
> >
> > (__) \__\ (__)
> > (oo) o (oo) (oo)
> > /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
> > / | || / | || ||______||
> > * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
> > OO OO OO OO OO OO
> > Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
> >
> >
> > (__) (__) \_||_~
> > (oo) (oo) (*||*)
> > /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
> > / | || / || / | ||
> > * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
> > OO OO OO OO OO }{
> > li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
> >
> > ____
> > (____)
> > .xxxx.
> > (__) '(oo)`
> > (oo) /-----'-\/ `
> > /-------\/ / | |============>
> > / | || * ||----| (~)
> > * ||----|| ~~ ~
> > ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
> > holy cow armed and dangerous
> >
> >
> >
> > (___) (___)
> > (o o) (o o)
> > /-------\ / /-------\ /
> > / | ||O / | O~ ||O
> > * ||,---|| * ||,---||
> > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> > A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
> >
> >
> > (---)
> > ( )
> > /-----\ (___)
> > | | (o o)
> > | | | (-----) \ /
> > | | | / / \ O
> > | * | * | O |
> > ^^ ^^ -----
> > Coward Phone Bull
> >
> >
> > __________________________
> > }__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \
> > (00) ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU )
> > :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/'
> > : # ##
> > ##****##
> > "" ""
> >
> >
> > | | | | *
> > | | (__) | | \ (__)
> > | | (oo) | | \ (oo)
> > | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/--
> > | | / | || | | ----| |---
> > | | * ||----|| | | --------
> > | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________
> > | _________________ | _________________
> > | / | /
> > | | | |
> > | | | |
> > | | | |
> > | | | |
> > | | | |
> > | | | |
> > | | | |
> > / \ / \
> >
> > Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
> >
> >
> >
> > | |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | \_________________
> > | _________________
> > | /
> > | |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | | (__)
> > | | *---------(..)
> > / \ ^^----^^\/
> >
> > Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
> >
> >
> > . /\ . . : (__)
> > . / \ . . : (xx)
> > / \ . . * : __------\/
> > / \ * : * ||____||
> > | (__) | . . ** : / | |\
> > . /| (oo) |\ ** :
> > / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
> > . / |=|==|=| \ . * :
> > . / | | | | \ . :
> > / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__)
> > |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
> > . (__||__) . . : \-------\/
> > . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
> > !!! !!! : ||----||
> > : ^^ ^^
> > The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
> >
> >
> >
> > ...---...
> > ../ / | \ \..
> > ./ / / | \ \ \.
> > / / / | \ \ \
> > / / / | \ \ \
> > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> > \ | /
> > \ | /
> > \ | /
> > \ | /
> > \ | /
> > \ | /
> > \ | /
> > \ | /
> > \ | /
> > \ | /(__)
> > \|/ (oo)
> > /---++--\/
> > / | || ||
> > * ||-++-||
> > ^^ ^^
> >
> > Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
> >
> >
> > ..---.. (__)
> > / \ (oo)
> > | RIP | /-------\/
> > | | / | ||
> > | | * ||----||
> > | | ^^ ^^
> > | |
> > \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
> >
> > Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
> >
> >
> > (__)
> > (oo)
> > /---+ +--\/
> > / | | | ||
> > * ||-+ +-||
> > ^^ ^^ *
> >
> > David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > (__)
> > (oo)
> > /-------\/
> > / | ||
> > * ||----||
> > ^^ ^^
> > (__) (__)
> > (oo) (oo)
> > /-------\/ \/-------\
> > / | || -^^- || | \
> > * ||---- -^^- || *
> > ^^ ^^
> > (__) (__)
> > (oo) (oo)
> > /-------\/ \/-------\
> > / | || || | \
> > * ||----|| ||----|| *
> > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> > Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
> >
> >
> >
> > (__) _--------_
> > (oo) |__________| BIG
> > /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
> > / | 007 || __________
> > * ||----|| |_ _|
> > ^^ ^^ --------
> > Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
> >
> >
> > (__)
> > (oo)
> > /'^^^-m
> > (__) / '' ` )
> > (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
> > / \/ / / _ / | | | |
> > / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
> > ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
> > * ^ ^ * ww ww
> >
> > Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
> >
____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ----------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | __________________________________/
| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
(__) (__) (__) (----------)
(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
> > * (__) (__) (__) (__)
> > \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
> > \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
> > /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
> > //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
> > ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
> > Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
> >
> >
> > (__)
> > (oo) (__) o * (__)
> > \/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
> > ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
> > ---/ --** / | / | |
> > *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
> > //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> > //__ Cow Cow pooing
> > Cow marching standing
> >
> >
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^
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