--==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- as you've NEVER seen them before! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( FEB' 1994 Version! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION * / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+| * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming at Amityville (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" at Gillies in Texas o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient (___) \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \______/ \_____\\// \__/ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // ^^ ^^ > > ================== > > _____________________________ H H > > | |-------------| H (__) H > > | | ________ | H (oo) H __ > > | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ > > | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | > > | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / > > | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || > > | | ^ | H H || > > | | ] | H H || > > | | | H H || > > |_____________|_____________| H H || > > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ > > Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard > > > > > > > > > > ( ( ) > > ( ( ) ) > > ( ( ) > > ( / ) > > ( ( \\ ) > > ( | // ) > > | | (__) > > | | (oo) (__) > > | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ > > | | || ( _)_______(__) ) > > **| | ---|| \ __________/ > > ``'---------^^ > > Cow Hide Cow Pie > > > > > > \ | / ___________ > > ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ > > | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | > > | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | > > | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | > > | | | | | #_// | | | | | | > > | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | > > | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | > > | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | > > | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | > > ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | > > | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | > > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | > > `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | > > || |`. (__) (__) ( ) > > (oo) (oo) /---V > > /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | > > / | || ||_______| \ > > * ||W---|| || || * > > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > > > > "Cow Town" > > > > > > \ (__) (__) > > \\(oo) (\/) > > /-----\\\/ /-------\/ > > / | (##) / | || > > * ||----||" * ||----|| > > ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ > > This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing > > > > > > (__) (__) (__) > > (\/) ($$) (**) > > /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ > > / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || > > * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| > > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > > > > Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love > > > > > > > > (__) (__) > > (oo) (oo) > > /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ > > / |'''''|| / | || > > * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| > > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > > Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow > > * > > ** ** > > * ** * * * ** > > * / / \ * * > > \ \ / \ / / (__) > > * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) > > / (00) / / / | |( ) > > \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() > > / / | || / / || || > > \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ > > / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles > > Cow in Heat > > > > > > (___) > > (o o) > > /------\ / (__) (__) > > / ____O (oo) (oo) > > | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ > > /\oo===| / || / | || > > | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO > > * ^^ ^^ ^^ > > Cowt in the Act low rider cow > > > > > > (__) \__\ (__) > > (oo) o (oo) (oo) > > /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ > > / | || / | || ||______|| > > * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| > > OO OO OO OO OO OO > > Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow > > > > > > (__) (__) \_||_~ > > (oo) (oo) (*||*) > > /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ > > / | || / || / | || > > * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| > > OO OO OO OO OO }{ > > li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow > > > > ____ > > (____) > > .xxxx. > > (__) '(oo)` > > (oo) /-----'-\/ ` > > /-------\/ / | |============> > > / | || * ||----| (~) > > * ||----|| ~~ ~ > > ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi > > holy cow armed and dangerous > > > > > > > > (___) (___) > > (o o) (o o) > > /-------\ / /-------\ / > > / | ||O / | O~ ||O > > * ||,---|| * ||,---|| > > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > > A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull > > > > > > (---) > > ( ) > > /-----\ (___) > > | | (o o) > > | | | (-----) \ / > > | | | / / \ O > > | * | * | O | > > ^^ ^^ ----- > > Coward Phone Bull > > > > > > __________________________ > > }__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \ > > (00) ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU ) > > :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/' > > : # ## > > ##****## > > "" "" > > > > > > | | | | * > > | | (__) | | \ (__) > > | | (oo) | | \ (oo) > > | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- > > | | / | || | | ----| |--- > > | | * ||----|| | | -------- > > | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ > > | _________________ | _________________ > > | / | / > > | | | | > > | | | | > > | | | | > > | | | | > > | | | | > > | | | | > > | | | | > > / \ / \ > > > > Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. > > > > > > > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | \_________________ > > | _________________ > > | / > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | (__) > > | | *---------(..) > > / \ ^^----^^\/ > > > > Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt. > > > > > > . /\ . . : (__) > > . / \ . . : (xx) > > / \ . . * : __------\/ > > / \ * : * ||____|| > > | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ > > . /| (oo) |\ ** : > > / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger > > . / |=|==|=| \ . * : > > . / | | | | \ . : > > / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) > > |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) > > . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ > > . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || > > !!! !!! : ||----|| > > : ^^ ^^ > > The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow > > > > > > > > ...---... > > ../ / | \ \.. > > ./ / / | \ \ \. > > / / / | \ \ \ > > / / / | \ \ \ > > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > \ | / > > \ | / > > \ | / > > \ | / > > \ | / > > \ | / > > \ | / > > \ | / > > \ | / > > \ | /(__) > > \|/ (oo) > > /---++--\/ > > / | || || > > * ||-++-|| > > ^^ ^^ > > > > Cow surviving attack by Red Baron > > > > > > ..---.. (__) > > / \ (oo) > > | RIP | /-------\/ > > | | / | || > > | | * ||----|| > > | | ^^ ^^ > > | | > > \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// > > > > Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? > > > > > > (__) > > (oo) > > /---+ +--\/ > > / | | | || > > * ||-+ +-|| > > ^^ ^^ * > > > > David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow > > > > > > > > > > (__) > > (oo) > > /-------\/ > > / | || > > * ||----|| > > ^^ ^^ > > (__) (__) > > (oo) (oo) > > /-------\/ \/-------\ > > / | || -^^- || | \ > > * ||---- -^^- || * > > ^^ ^^ > > (__) (__) > > (oo) (oo) > > /-------\/ \/-------\ > > / | || || | \ > > * ||----|| ||----|| * > > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > > Barnum's Troupe of performing cows > > > > > > > > (__) _--------_ > > (oo) |__________| BIG > > /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC > > / | 007 || __________ > > * ||----|| |_ _| > > ^^ ^^ -------- > > Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow > > > > > > (__) > > (oo) > > /'^^^-m > > (__) / '' ` ) > > (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| > > / \/ / / _ / | | | | > > / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| > > ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || > > * ^ ^ * ww ww > > > > Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula > > ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter > > * (__) (__) (__) (__) > > \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) > > \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ > > /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ > > //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ > > ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ > > Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking > > > > > > (__) > > (oo) (__) o * (__) > > \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) > > ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ > > ---/ --** / | / | | > > *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| > > //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ > > //__ Cow Cow pooing > > Cow marching standing > > > > Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (___) ( OO \_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here? (___) ( -- \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z \O Thanks for the attention contributed to COWS!